Primal Hunger Crate – Man Crate

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The Forefathers of Flavor

The Neanderthals were our nutritional trailblazers. They hunted, gathered, and taste-tested everything they could find to separate the “food” from the “not food,” and more importantly, the “delicious” from the “merely digestible.”

The Primal Hunger Crate honors their greatest contributions to humanity: delicious, seasoned nuts and jerky. From tender strips of venison to citrus-chili cashews, these prehistoric snacks have stood the test of time.

Crush his caveman cravings and pay homage to our foreheaded forefathers’ favorite flavors with the Primal Hunger Crate.

• The best tasting beasts became the jerky bedrock for our developing society, namely: buffalo, cattle, turkey, and deer. Over the years, they’ve only gotten better!
• The “wild” nuts neanderthals consumed were distinctly flavored by local water, weeds, and…waste. We took some historical liberties here and instead included “butter toffee” and “citrus chili.”

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